yesterday

i was a little busy. but here's how it went.

(1) burnt my thumb on the frosting of my pop tart. it blistered. i'm suing.
(2) saw a girl wearing suspenders. is that even legal?
(3) drove through georgetown/started crying out of excitement/being a woman is so emotional

(4) saw this bus after i stopped crying. hasn't georgetown been around way more than 12 months? or am i just way ahead of the curve on this one.

(5) installed an invisible force around the front door so che can't escape and bite people anymore. he's a little slow he got shocked like 55 times last night. i felt terrible but as skip the invisible force installer said, it's not half as terrible as i would feel if we had to put him down for being gay.

(me and skip)

(6) chip skip tanya harry.

(7) got so close to finishing the crossword in the washington post

(8) bye!