whoopdie doodie

well. today is friday. thank the good lord. here are some updates you might have missed cause i've been so productive all week.
1. signed my lease- i get the keys on tuesday! yayyy
2. almost killed my dad. and my mom. like 64 times each.
3. che is the wonder dog and apparently is unaffected by invisible electric forces. he has stormed through the electric field and gotten shocked in 7 different layers on both the inside of the house and then outside also but apparently pain is less important to him than freedom. apparently also my mom doesn't care enough to just close the front door. she might be mentally disabled or something i'm going to ask if she can get tested.
4. going to atlanta tonight. taking monday off. whoopdie doodie.
5. interviewing on tuesday for a new job. it's competitive and intimidating so my hopes of getting it are nonexistent. but it will be a good experience. whoopdie doodie.
6. housesitting for 2 people next week. whoopdie doodie.
7. my dad is refusing to drive to miami with my mom even though that has been the plan for months because he says if they both die we won't have anyone. he is so uplifting. see point 2.
8. work has been so busy my eyeballs hurt.
9. someone caught me and dante making out and it was really embarassing. truth.
10. i've been obsessed with the nick drake album pink moon. it's beautiful. sometimes i cry about it.