too many effers

i am reading an article by jeffrey pfeffer.

if your last name and your first name share the letters effer thats probably too much.

ok jeffrey?

i gotta finish writing this dumb paper.

but real quick. i have some headline news.

i am participating in a big lebowski bowling tourney this friday.
i was really alarmed when my team told me we had to dress as the village people instead of like big lebowski characters, but it seemed fun and i was the last to join so i agreed to anyway.

GET THIS! i finally asked them why we aren't dressing like the big lebowski and it turns out IT IS A TRICK! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! only the dumb first years come as big lebowski characters. the second years all come in billions of other silly costumes and laugh at the dumb first years. thank goodness the second years have shown me the light. but asshole that i am, i'm not telling anyone! HAHAHAHAH!!!! great joke guys, i am so into this. also one of the awards is for least score, so we have agreed to bowl all of our balls into the gutter so just in case we don't win best costume (so highly unlikely) we can at least win lowest score. i think friday might be the best day ever. updates to come.

BRRRR!!!!

ITS SO COLD EVEN THE FOUNTAIN IS FREEZING!!!!! GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEEE

sike don't even worry about it. back in the 70s by friday.


in other news: i am coming home march 4-9...party in the usa?