well my friends. it is that time again. it seems like just yesterday i was blogging about my two year anniversary at my job. you may remember: i kind of wanted to off myself.
however, i made it through another year, and my how things have changed. let's take a look!
May 7, 2007: happy and hopeful
May 7, 2009: bitter and angry
May 7, 2010: renewed and ready
May 7, 2007: overachiever at my job. sometimes i amaze myself.
May 7, 2009: hardcore underachiever. sometimes i amaze myself.
May 7, 2010: i cannot believe i still receive paychecks. i am pretty fucking amazing.
May 7, 2007: lots of interests, maybe law, maybe other things
May 7, 2009: not that interested in anything besides figuring out how i will never have to work again.
May 7, 2010: two years of not working, coming up! i hope i can get all the cobwebs out of my brain before skewl starts!
May 7, 2007: what's a blog?
May 7, 2009: blog blog blog blog blog blog blog
May 7, 2010: bleg bleg bleg bleg bleg bleg bleg
May 7, 2007: commute to work: 2 minute walk to metro, 8 minute metro ride.
May 7, 2009: commute to work: 1 hour and 10 minute drive, on a good day.
May 7, 2010: commute to work: 15 minutes, 10 on a great day.
May 7, 2007: horses are cool, but they're not a big part of my life anymore
May 7, 2009: dante was a good buy. broken horses rule! jk dants i love your bones.
May 7, 2010: dante :( oh that just made me so sad. rest in peace buddy. piper, let's get to selling your cute little buns.
May 7, 2007: man i can barely afford rent.
May 7, 2009: man i can barely fit these money rolls in my bags made of money taped together
May 7, 2010: who needs money let's live off trees and freedom and eat wheat paste
May 7, 2007: gosh this boyfriend chris of mine who is broke and lives in centreville is pretty cool.
May 7, 2009: ME AND MY EXBOYFRIEND CHRIS ARE MEETING FOR DRINKS TONIGHT?! What the....
May 7, 2010: i might be gay or something. where is mario.
May 7, 2007: i like tangerines
May 7, 2009: tangerines suck. so does everything else. everything sucks.
May 7, 2010: tangerines, you know when i was young, i used to loooove tangerines. back in the old days. when kids had to walk to school! and the internet didn't exist!
May 7, 2007: i like apples.
May 7 ,2009: i'm so tired of apples. apples suck.
May 7, 2010: apples! can't wait to give one to my teacher on the first day of class!
May 7, 2007: alissa's cool she doesn't smell that much
May 7, 2009: man alissa stinks someone should tell her or something.
May 7, 2010: alissa, i'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you smell like roses and i may need to marry you.
Friday, May 7, 2010
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
DONT FORGET the sandwiches.
I just received this email from my dad and I am literally laughing out loud. It is really sweet and thoughtful but his notes at the bottom are so funny! WHAT NEEDS TO BE IDENTIFIED?!
Jessie,
I talked to the Israeli guy in my office and he suggested the following:
1. Bug/Mosquito spray
2. Band aid or small first aid kit
3. Sun Screen - it it very hot
4. A hat
5. A resuable water bottle
6. A good backpack
7. Beach Slippers for the Dead Sea Trip and the next day (muddy and sandy -
u can't walk with shoes)
8. 2 pair of good walking shoes (sneakers)
9. Several SD storage chips for your camera
10. An Adaptor for converting to Israel electricity system - to
charge you phone/camera
11. Painkillers
12. Inform the credit card company that you will be in Israel and the dates
NOTE: all of the above should be in your suitcase and you must be able to identify them
when you leave and arrive
Also: You may want to make sandwiches and put them in you backpack while on
outings
Jessie,
I talked to the Israeli guy in my office and he suggested the following:
1. Bug/Mosquito spray
2. Band aid or small first aid kit
3. Sun Screen - it it very hot
4. A hat
5. A resuable water bottle
6. A good backpack
7. Beach Slippers for the Dead Sea Trip and the next day (muddy and sandy -
u can't walk with shoes)
8. 2 pair of good walking shoes (sneakers)
9. Several SD storage chips for your camera
10. An Adaptor for converting to Israel electricity system - to
charge you phone/camera
11. Painkillers
12. Inform the credit card company that you will be in Israel and the dates
NOTE: all of the above should be in your suitcase and you must be able to identify them
when you leave and arrive
Also: You may want to make sandwiches and put them in you backpack while on
outings
Monday, May 3, 2010
mr. balloonhands. no way. get real.
so apparently this guy dropped acid and then they locked him in a closet and recorded him. pretty hilarious.
don't worry
i know from the post below it looks like i'm suicidal but i'm really not. i just got a little sad about it because he was my first horse and i spent so much time with him, and i also think they put him down out of spite because they were pissed when they heard that i am trying to sell piper. they are dicks.
in other news: i forgot to tell you about these million things
for example: i was invited to interview at UT Austin, had my interview with an alumni in dc last week, and i think it went well because he emailed me today saying he gave me a good recommendation. he also told me all kinds of inappropriate things during my interview, and while part of me thinks it was a set up to see if i would also be inappropriate, part of me also thinks maybe he is just a skeez. most of me also thinks he is really hotttt.
also: i was waitlisted at UNC. i'm a little bummed but mostly i just wanted a yes or a no so i could know for sure if i am smart or dumb.
oh gosh what else: i am going to israel one week from today that is scary and i have done absolutely nothing to prepare. eeeep.
oh yeah and i took some glam shots of piper to try and sell her. look at this babe:
in other news: i forgot to tell you about these million things
for example: i was invited to interview at UT Austin, had my interview with an alumni in dc last week, and i think it went well because he emailed me today saying he gave me a good recommendation. he also told me all kinds of inappropriate things during my interview, and while part of me thinks it was a set up to see if i would also be inappropriate, part of me also thinks maybe he is just a skeez. most of me also thinks he is really hotttt.
also: i was waitlisted at UNC. i'm a little bummed but mostly i just wanted a yes or a no so i could know for sure if i am smart or dumb.
oh gosh what else: i am going to israel one week from today that is scary and i have done absolutely nothing to prepare. eeeep.
oh yeah and i took some glam shots of piper to try and sell her. look at this babe:
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