Thursday, September 30, 2010

last day of class?! what the...

last day of class. 54th day in hell. 4 days till 1st final.

ready
set
die.


bye.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

it was a close call

things got rough
i almost died 45 times
lost a lot of sleep
crammed too much.
forgot to eat
had a few panic attacks

....but i made it! midterms are over!

opportunity cost...what
depreciation value...what
amortization...i got you
present value....computed
mu beta alpha....fuck yes i know you

so yeah that's all.
going out to celebrate.
who even cares about 8am classes.

bye!

Monday, September 13, 2010

great night to be a redskins fan.

1 minute left in game. just a bunch of redskins fans at a bar in texas. nbd.





































1 minute after game. we won, oh no we lost, oh yes we won!
we won we won

studying for midterms




is for the birds.

so instead i watched football all weekend.
this place is insane.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

scratch that

there is no light. there is no happiness. there is only the next two weeks and after that i will surely be dead.

here are some things you might have forgotten.
midterms suck.
really.
really.
bad.

especially when they make all our midterms at night, and then we still have class during the day, and the first home football game is this weekend so who is going to study instead of tailgate.

drunk studying is definitely a possibility.
so is dying.

studying is like when you look at a porcupine and you are like should i eat this? and then you are like no, man, that is too hard and prickly and it is just so unrealistic that i could swallow that whole big thang. and then someone comes over and makes you eat it anyway.
















the best part is, after finishing my first midterm at 9pm tonight, i get to go home and study for my midterm tomorrow night, and then get on the bus by 7:30am tomorrow morning so that i can make my 8 am class.

in conclusion,
don't eat porcupines.
goodbye forever.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010