sayonora monday blues

well hello there.
today is the last monday i will be working for pretty much ever.
or at least a year.
to sum it up
that feels fucking fantastic.

sayonara monday blues you don't even exist anymore.

also you may be wondering if i learned how to drive a scooter this weekend.
well i tried.
but i fell a lot and my legs are all bruised
i screamed pretty much the entire time
and lets just say i'm never doing that again.
scooter's are hard despite their innocent childish name.
scooters are not a toy
they destroy everything.

onto better news.
a 13 year old girl has fallen in love with piper and i'm really hoping she keeps her
she wants to take piper to pony club and 4h.
i don't think that gets any cuter.

finally, once this week is over, it's straight up heaven for weeks
july 4th weekend of fun and fantasies minus the fantasies double the fun
ladies weekend plus max times infiniti
plus a road trip to texas
= love everywhere

californication

FINALLY showtime put the third season of californication on demand. as you may recall, i was melting all over the place for this show before. so far i have only been able to see the first 4 episodes of season 3, but is it just me or are we over this show?! i mean i'll keep watching because the first 2 seasons turned my soul into warm goo, but can hank just go to celebrity sex rehab with dr. drew orrrr what. he is gross and what ever happened to love.
LOVE YOUR DAMN WIFE HANKIEPANTS.
ok maybe you're not married but COME ON ALREADY.
jesus.

chicka chicka yeahh

things are really great, can you tell?
ok ok i'm freaking out a little.
mostly about everything.
for one thing, i had my last ride on piper last night
and it was really fun
she has turned out to be the most awesome horse
which makes me feel good that i was a part of that
but also just really sad.
cryfest2010 is going to start any minute now.

secondly,
i played an impromptu game of peekaboo with a little girl at home depot yesterday
but her dad hated her
is that even fair?!
can someone start having kids soon?
(ahem) (michelle) (wink wink)

point three.
ONE WEEK COUNTDOWN TO QUITTING MY STUPID JOB STARTS TODAYYY MOTHERFUCKERS
life is about to be so grand.

fourth and finallyyy
the goodbyes are starting, first piper
then all of you lovely birds.
this is getting harder than week old french bread
and i am so sad to be leaving you feathered friends.
i mean the blog will live on.
but im just so sad we can't hang out all the time.
you know?!

well on that note, cryfest2010 is actually starting now, so i gotta go!

bye!

pineapple express

ACTUALLY EXISTS??!?!?!?!?!

bonus.

manute bol :(

didn't we see him at zaytinya on my birthing day this past year? wellllll he died today at age 47. that is just bizarre. read this.

in other news: there are some pretty cute little places to live in austin and soon i am doing it.

hopefullyyyy i will be hanging out in this courtyard and this pool every minute. the realtor said a lot of the tenants are musicians and artists and they play music in the courtyard. chances are i think we found heaven.


in other news: google "eeyore's birthday" and then tell me why you haven't booked tickets to come to austin that weekend. here is a sneak peek:

yep.

you might be wondering

what the cutest horse in the world looks like.

here she is.

(here i yam)

its been a while, but don't worry, i'm back.
what have i been doing you ask?
mostly just eating greek yogurt with honey and granola.
but that is neither here nor there.

lately it feels like i am walking around with a ton of bricks in my britches
but i think mostly i'm just in this strange inbetween
inbetween israel and america
inbetween heaven and earth
inbetween this life and the next
butttt here i yam, still in this life, somehow back on earth, back in america.

i just read over a lot of my old blogs and i'm finally feeling like me again.
also remember when i wanted fire out of 2010?
and then there was a serious fire in my building?
hahahahah!
also remember how i blogged about how awesome austin is
and now i am moving there?
also remember about all those urban bats?
i knew this year was going to be different, and boy has it started off with a banggg.

phillyfuntimes on fridayyy.
finding an apartment in austin june 19.
finding piper a new home by june 26.
last day at work july 2.
what are we doing for july 4?!
max is coming july 6.
road trip to austin starts july 14.
stopping in atlanta and new orleans.
new beginnings in austin start july 17.

well anyway, i have nothing to say anymore. buttt let's get down to business and hang out a little before i leave.

bye bye bye!

and the boys

loving this

shirtless wonder

today i was walking to buy stamps for my dumb job and i found myself walking next to a local celebrity.

meet shirtless dude.

he runs around georgetown and dupont, he always has his shirt off and is wearing a bandana, and he usually is well oiled. he is always listening to music, he is more than likely really pumped about his tunes, and he is always running or doing push-ups usually in the middle of everything. he is sometimes shouting, but always dancing. he is also more than likely homeless but boy is he ripped. he kept stopping to look in cars so i got nervous he was scoping them out to steal them, but then it turns out he was just checking himself out in the reflection. awesome shirtless dude. awesome.

shalom motherfuckers!

back in america
back to work
back to life
back to reality

a lot happened in israel.
we can't speak about it because i'm heartbroken to be back.
but here are some pictures.




in other news: 1 month countdown to quitting my job starts today.

also, i am officially moving to austin on july 29.

c u next time!