gross

reinaldo- you were right all along. beastility is totally common. sick.

yesss!!!

i got my invitation to carolyn willer's wedding today!!!!
me and joanna willer have so much to catch up it's going to be great.


ok fine i'm lying. but i did loose my voice! and i went to a drive-in double feature this weekend with a-rod 8 arms! and che was the little spoon under the covers all night (gross!) but so full of love! also i cut all his ear hair off! and ate italian ice with susie! that's all! oh and the new apartment is so cute i visited it yesterday just to say hello!

<3birds.

whoopdie doodie

well. today is friday. thank the good lord. here are some updates you might have missed cause i've been so productive all week.
1. signed my lease- i get the keys on tuesday! yayyy
2. almost killed my dad. and my mom. like 64 times each.
3. che is the wonder dog and apparently is unaffected by invisible electric forces. he has stormed through the electric field and gotten shocked in 7 different layers on both the inside of the house and then outside also but apparently pain is less important to him than freedom. apparently also my mom doesn't care enough to just close the front door. she might be mentally disabled or something i'm going to ask if she can get tested.
4. going to atlanta tonight. taking monday off. whoopdie doodie.
5. interviewing on tuesday for a new job. it's competitive and intimidating so my hopes of getting it are nonexistent. but it will be a good experience. whoopdie doodie.
6. housesitting for 2 people next week. whoopdie doodie.
7. my dad is refusing to drive to miami with my mom even though that has been the plan for months because he says if they both die we won't have anyone. he is so uplifting. see point 2.
8. work has been so busy my eyeballs hurt.
9. someone caught me and dante making out and it was really embarassing. truth.
10. i've been obsessed with the nick drake album pink moon. it's beautiful. sometimes i cry about it.

(man, it's rough working with dummies)

yesterday

i was a little busy. but here's how it went.

(1) burnt my thumb on the frosting of my pop tart. it blistered. i'm suing.
(2) saw a girl wearing suspenders. is that even legal?
(3) drove through georgetown/started crying out of excitement/being a woman is so emotional

(4) saw this bus after i stopped crying. hasn't georgetown been around way more than 12 months? or am i just way ahead of the curve on this one.

(5) installed an invisible force around the front door so che can't escape and bite people anymore. he's a little slow he got shocked like 55 times last night. i felt terrible but as skip the invisible force installer said, it's not half as terrible as i would feel if we had to put him down for being gay.

(me and skip)

(6) chip skip tanya harry.

(7) got so close to finishing the crossword in the washington post

(8) bye!

brooklyn/heaven

well i think that's all you need to know.

peekaboo!

yin yang

the harmony of the universe often provides something good in the face of something bad, and vice versa. so i received some good news- i will be attending a hearing in NY with the partners on friday, which means a) i get to see a trial in person which is pretty exciting and aws, and b) i get a free trip to ny to see my girls
santy

and wizard

presents, magic, and cereal are certainly in order. obviously.

next: the bad news. well it turns out that i have to prepare all kinds of memos and do all this work i've been putting off since may to present to the court on friday. oopsie daisie. i'm not sure it's even possible to finish it all. f.

water

sometimes i forget to drink it. sorry body. probably you feel like this on the inside.
minus the enthusiasm.

dante

so handsome. so horny.

off to a good start

6:30am- sleepingface.
6:35am- should be getting up but too tired, the next 15 minutes of sleep is going to feel sooo good
6:37am- mommy and abi arrive home from miami
6:38am- mommy locks che in my room without saying hello, where he continues to howl and throw himself violently against the door until they finish unpacking the car and
7:09am- yell for me to let him out. still no hello.
7:21am- confront said mommy in hallway on way out of shower. i kiss her hello but only through my frown and gritted teeth.
7:27am- mommy is yelling questions at me while i am in the kitchen frowning.
7:38am- trying to leave the house. this woman is driving me nuts.
7:39am- 10 minutes late. the bag full of questions has retired to take a nap. her car is blocking me from leaving. ask papa to move car to avoid a new onslaught of questions.
7:40am- leave for work. contemplate taking copious amounts of drugs and/or finding a cliff to drive off
7:42am- radiohead. highway. sigh. and so it begins....

fatlanta.

was really great. here's a short recap:

friday. god it's hard to remember back this far. i think we ate dinner somewhere? oh yeah. sushi. then we went to martini's and imax where we proceeded to get wasted and watch the imax film "under the sea". also we saw some dinosaur bones but i was sure they were fake but i was wrong as usual. then we met some friends but i was too drunk to remember anything past the imax. oops. i probably remember some blurs and the cutest puppy ever but that's about all.

saturday. spent the whole day napping. met up with friends. went to the 311 show. yes that's right, i said it. it was actually really hilarious. and did you know their backup singer/rapper guy is 52? damn, he's old. drew's girlfriend fell asleep in my lap in the car on the way home. success overall.

sunday. woke up at drew's house. hustled home. cleaned up and went to the parents house. cuddled with shiva the cutest dog ever. ate some dinner. watched 12 movies. had a really cute time.

monday. woke up early as fuck to go to the airport. back to work. no thank you.

big girl thursday. sigh.

well i've been finding excuses all week to not talk to my boss but today i walked into work and i just did it. i told him i'm looking around for other jobs, and we had a good long talk. he offered himself as a reference, we talked a lot about what i'm interested and what options there are out there, he offered to talk to his friends from b-school and find out what they're up to, and while he fully offered his support and help if i decide to move on, he also said he would be happy to try and make some changes around here if i want to stay.

sometimes being an adult is so rewarding.

:(

Michelle: i will start a new job and no one will know loutoo.

sad. sad. sad. my dad is from trinidad. dad.

fidel.

and ggm sitting in a tree. k.i.s.s.i.n.g.

i did a little research this morning about these two lovebirds, and actually it was just as i thought. ggm just chooses not to believe fidel does horrible things. he just thinks he's a cool dude for having an insane memory and quitting smoking just so he could ban tobacco. i get his point. and i also think writers are sort of obsessed with suffering, whereas, i'm not as much.

p.s. july?!