recently my sister went to alaska but she didn't see any bears. that's because they all moved to russia to eat human corpses.
read this.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
me so hungry.
recently my sister went to alaska but she didn't see any bears. that's because they all moved to russia to eat human corpses.
read this.
i'm in love!
this part is important.
go to the yogurt spot.
not some other yogurt place.
just the yogurt spot.
other tart yogurt is gross.
self serve yourself all the tart yogurt you can imagine.
toss in some chocolate chips, strawberries and of course some chocolate sprinkles
fall in love.
goodnight husband
goodnight wife
goodnight wife
goodnight this tart yogurt shit will rock your life.
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
experiment november
november is coming and i have been so busy worrying about school i forgot to leave time for experiments. experiments are the spice of life. so back by popular demand i will be performing some experiments in november.
here is what we have to look forward to.
experiment 1: participate in 2 case competitions, one weekend after another.
case competitions, if you don't know, entail 24 hours of near death experiences. you get a case at 7pm, work with a team, stay up the entire night solving the problem of the case, then present it at 7am the next day. if you advance to finals it is kind of awesome because the top 3 teams get money prizes (out of the 4 that go to finals), however it is also kind of horrible because that means that you have to stay awake till 4pm (to go to finals) instead of being able to go to sleep by noon and then when you end up finishing fourth after all that you kind of want to cry/die/eat everything in sight. i did one last weekend and i am still recovering. can't wait to find out what this feels like times two.
experiment 2:stay up all night two weekends in a row...without caffeine. for the last case competition i had 4 energy drinks, 2 cups of coffee, a diet coke, and 1 breakfast taco within the last 12 hours of my marathon. i felt like my heart was pounding out of my chest during my second presentation but i thought that was mostly nerves. someone later told me it is most likely from too much caffeine. so i'm going to cut that evil little monkey out of my life again.
experiment 3: visit home for the first time ever. i think i am the only one that has never lived far enough away from home to visit for thanksgiving and then go back to life. yum turkey stuffing barkley.
results november. coming soon.
here is what we have to look forward to.
experiment 1: participate in 2 case competitions, one weekend after another.
case competitions, if you don't know, entail 24 hours of near death experiences. you get a case at 7pm, work with a team, stay up the entire night solving the problem of the case, then present it at 7am the next day. if you advance to finals it is kind of awesome because the top 3 teams get money prizes (out of the 4 that go to finals), however it is also kind of horrible because that means that you have to stay awake till 4pm (to go to finals) instead of being able to go to sleep by noon and then when you end up finishing fourth after all that you kind of want to cry/die/eat everything in sight. i did one last weekend and i am still recovering. can't wait to find out what this feels like times two.
experiment 2:stay up all night two weekends in a row...without caffeine. for the last case competition i had 4 energy drinks, 2 cups of coffee, a diet coke, and 1 breakfast taco within the last 12 hours of my marathon. i felt like my heart was pounding out of my chest during my second presentation but i thought that was mostly nerves. someone later told me it is most likely from too much caffeine. so i'm going to cut that evil little monkey out of my life again.
experiment 3: visit home for the first time ever. i think i am the only one that has never lived far enough away from home to visit for thanksgiving and then go back to life. yum turkey stuffing barkley.
results november. coming soon.
Monday, October 18, 2010
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Monday, October 4, 2010
the time is upon us
3 days
41 hours of studying
6 energy drinks
not enough sleep
...and counting.
41 hours of studying
6 energy drinks
not enough sleep
...and counting.
what is with this place i thought college was a party.
party in my pants.
bye.
bye.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
morton please
affection is a strange beast.
it is really hard to have time for human affection when you have to learn what has been going on in class for the last 3 weeks and you were present so it seems like you should have some idea but its literally like reading chinese.
unlike midterms, i seem to be keeping a pretty positive attitude. which doesn't mean i'm going to do any better, in fact i will probably do worse. but it just seems like freaking out isn't going to make me any smarter.
however, i am still studying sun up to sun down and sometimes i realize days pass and maybe i have hugged one person or talked to like 3 people all day. and while me and my pillow are getting really close (i love you miko) sometimes i really wish i had a dog to come home and cuddle and love instead of my pillow. or james franco he would be fine too.
morton. barkley. this is where you come in.
i know it seems like your parents are cool, but there is so much out there. it is always warm here and there are squirrels to chase and a friendly neighbor cat, and millions of dog friends everywhere. i will let you roam around outside all day chasing squirrels and cats and plotting how best to cuddle me when i get home, and then when i get home you can show me everything you learned. i also really like turkey bacon so we can do that too. no crates. no poop bags. you are going to have the life.
pack your bags and get over here.
it is really hard to have time for human affection when you have to learn what has been going on in class for the last 3 weeks and you were present so it seems like you should have some idea but its literally like reading chinese.
unlike midterms, i seem to be keeping a pretty positive attitude. which doesn't mean i'm going to do any better, in fact i will probably do worse. but it just seems like freaking out isn't going to make me any smarter.
however, i am still studying sun up to sun down and sometimes i realize days pass and maybe i have hugged one person or talked to like 3 people all day. and while me and my pillow are getting really close (i love you miko) sometimes i really wish i had a dog to come home and cuddle and love instead of my pillow. or james franco he would be fine too.
morton. barkley. this is where you come in.
i know it seems like your parents are cool, but there is so much out there. it is always warm here and there are squirrels to chase and a friendly neighbor cat, and millions of dog friends everywhere. i will let you roam around outside all day chasing squirrels and cats and plotting how best to cuddle me when i get home, and then when i get home you can show me everything you learned. i also really like turkey bacon so we can do that too. no crates. no poop bags. you are going to have the life.
pack your bags and get over here.
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