Monday, August 3, 2009

some jokes.

what do you get when you put my foot and a chainsaw in the same room?


(stitches!)


what happens when you are supposed to house-sit two people's houses at one time?


(lots of making out!)


what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real?


(they get a beer at the white house!)

1 comment:

  1. stitches? you can't handle a chainsaw...you vagina. just kidding. i'm sorry for you! are you okay?

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