chainsaw massacre

clarification on my jokes. the chainsaw massacre was all my fault. well mostly. my parents' garage is full of junk including a bunch of things from my old house that i wanted to move to my new apartment. so in trying to get to my stuff which was at the back of the garage, i moved this chainsaw out of the way but actually there was no where to put it so i just put it on the ground. next day. i'm moving my kitchen chairs from the garage to the driveway so the movers can take them and kaboom i walk right into the chainsaw on the ground. by mistake i was wearing flip flops. it wasn't on otherwise i don't think i would have any toe at all. luckily it just bled a lot for a few hours but i had to finish moving. then i walked around and my toe was in excruciating pain. then susie called the clinic near our house and told them her daughter might need stitches can we make an appointment. then they asked how old her daughter was and i think we were all a little embarassed when she said 25. then i got stitches and a tetanus shot from nurse inga. did you know that when they give you stitches they have to stick a syringe of novacaine into your foot and it hurts and stings probably worse than cutting it open in the first place? susie came along and offered her hand for me to hold. i said no i think she's still mad about it. mommmmyyyy i have one again. bye.