love.

top 10 reasons i love texas:

10. it is nov. 24, it is 6pm, and it is 78 degrees and breezy.
9. bbq. get in my belly. immediately.
8. adults throw hand signs for school spirit.
7. breakfast tacos. $1.50. handmade tortillas. eggs and potatoes and cheese. i mean come on.
6. tailgating insanity. people bring smokers and trailers and camp out the night before.
5. there is never an occasion where wearing cowboy boots is unacceptable. NEVER.
4. cowboys. in full cowboy attire. seriously. everywhere.
3. southern accents. sigh. they get me every time.
2. people are so nice its unbelievable. oh man i love it.
1. i just made crab rangoons and they didn't even light on fire! not once!

is this heaven or what.


update.
i just went to find a cute little picture of a child holding a gun to illustrate how wonderful texas is. let me just tell you. please. don't ever google child holding gun. oh god its disturbing. holy crap. i gotta go.

bye.

results november!

phew i almost forgot.

2 case competitions + 2 weekends in a row=
36 straight hours awake
only 1 caffeinated bevvie per all nighter
followed by 6 straight hrs of drinking and appetizering
followed by 15 straight hrs of sleep.

tantalizing experiment.

if i have learned one most important lesson in business school it is that with careful training, the body can do amazingly impossible things.

byee

what if

instead of eating dinner i only eat donuts.

also.

lately i have been noticing an abundance of bugs the size of baby carrots.
sup with that?!

also.

next time we get together lets talk about libertarians. i think i should hate them but every one i meet i love!

also.

its a real shame i can't study with music because when i remember to try and enjoy life on earth and i put some music on everything is instantly at least 3 times better.

also.

every time i try to cancel xm they convince me to buy 6 more months for only $18 total. its a great deal/scam. but this time i decided i really don't have $18 to spare; i am going bankrupt. so when i tried to cancel today, and refused the $18 promo, this time they offered me 2 free months! fools! i'm never falling for the promo again!

also.

i think i missed blogging a lot. sorry about that. life is dragging me around by the ponytail.

speaking of ponies
i think i am going to try to sneak out to piperponypants' new home to see how she is doing.
i don't think i'm welcome but lately i am learning in business school that it is ok to be sneaky as long as you are quiet about it.

so here's a pic of my skewl at night.
its really blurry but you'll probably like it anyway.

good talk. see you thursday. in thanksgiving. in my belly. in maryland.

bye.

me so hungry.

recently my sister went to alaska but she didn't see any bears. that's because they all moved to russia to eat human corpses.

read this.

i'm in love!

here's what happens.
this part is important.
go to the yogurt spot.
not some other yogurt place.
just the yogurt spot.
other tart yogurt is gross.
self serve yourself all the tart yogurt you can imagine.
toss in some chocolate chips, strawberries and of course some chocolate sprinkles
fall in love.

goodnight husband
goodnight wife

goodnight this tart yogurt shit will rock your life.

my professor told us eleanor roosevelt is a lesbian.

not sure what to do with this information.

but making a blog about it seemed appropriate.

experiment november

november is coming and i have been so busy worrying about school i forgot to leave time for experiments. experiments are the spice of life. so back by popular demand i will be performing some experiments in november.

here is what we have to look forward to.

experiment 1: participate in 2 case competitions, one weekend after another.
case competitions, if you don't know, entail 24 hours of near death experiences. you get a case at 7pm, work with a team, stay up the entire night solving the problem of the case, then present it at 7am the next day. if you advance to finals it is kind of awesome because the top 3 teams get money prizes (out of the 4 that go to finals), however it is also kind of horrible because that means that you have to stay awake till 4pm (to go to finals) instead of being able to go to sleep by noon and then when you end up finishing fourth after all that you kind of want to cry/die/eat everything in sight. i did one last weekend and i am still recovering. can't wait to find out what this feels like times two.

experiment 2:stay up all night two weekends in a row...without caffeine. for the last case competition i had 4 energy drinks, 2 cups of coffee, a diet coke, and 1 breakfast taco within the last 12 hours of my marathon. i felt like my heart was pounding out of my chest during my second presentation but i thought that was mostly nerves. someone later told me it is most likely from too much caffeine. so i'm going to cut that evil little monkey out of my life again.

















experiment 3: visit home for the first time ever. i think i am the only one that has never lived far enough away from home to visit for thanksgiving and then go back to life. yum turkey stuffing barkley.

results november. coming soon.

homie, don't go there

today's quote from my econ professor

street art by skewl

the time is upon us

3 days
41 hours of studying
6 energy drinks
not enough sleep

...and counting.

what is with this place i thought college was a party.

party in my pants.

bye.

morton please

affection is a strange beast.

it is really hard to have time for human affection when you have to learn what has been going on in class for the last 3 weeks and you were present so it seems like you should have some idea but its literally like reading chinese.










































unlike midterms, i seem to be keeping a pretty positive attitude. which doesn't mean i'm going to do any better, in fact i will probably do worse. but it just seems like freaking out isn't going to make me any smarter.

however, i am still studying sun up to sun down and sometimes i realize days pass and maybe i have hugged one person or talked to like 3 people all day. and while me and my pillow are getting really close (i love you miko) sometimes i really wish i had a dog to come home and cuddle and love instead of my pillow. or james franco he would be fine too.


















morton. barkley. this is where you come in.

i know it seems like your parents are cool, but there is so much out there. it is always warm here and there are squirrels to chase and a friendly neighbor cat, and millions of dog friends everywhere. i will let you roam around outside all day chasing squirrels and cats and plotting how best to cuddle me when i get home, and then when i get home you can show me everything you learned. i also really like turkey bacon so we can do that too. no crates. no poop bags. you are going to have the life.

pack your bags and get over here.

last day of class?! what the...

last day of class. 54th day in hell. 4 days till 1st final.

ready
set
die.

bye.

it was a close call

things got rough
i almost died 45 times
lost a lot of sleep
crammed too much.
forgot to eat
had a few panic attacks

....but i made it! midterms are over!

opportunity cost...what
depreciation value...what
amortization...i got you
present value....computed
mu beta alpha....fuck yes i know you

so yeah that's all.
going out to celebrate.
who even cares about 8am classes.

bye!

great night to be a redskins fan.

1 minute left in game. just a bunch of redskins fans at a bar in texas. nbd.





































1 minute after game. we won, oh no we lost, oh yes we won!
we won we won

studying for midterms

is for the birds.

so instead i watched football all weekend.
this place is insane.

scratch that

there is no light. there is no happiness. there is only the next two weeks and after that i will surely be dead.

here are some things you might have forgotten.
midterms suck.
really.
really.
bad.

especially when they make all our midterms at night, and then we still have class during the day, and the first home football game is this weekend so who is going to study instead of tailgate.

drunk studying is definitely a possibility.
so is dying.

studying is like when you look at a porcupine and you are like should i eat this? and then you are like no, man, that is too hard and prickly and it is just so unrealistic that i could swallow that whole big thang. and then someone comes over and makes you eat it anyway.
















the best part is, after finishing my first midterm at 9pm tonight, i get to go home and study for my midterm tomorrow night, and then get on the bus by 7:30am tomorrow morning so that i can make my 8 am class.

in conclusion,
don't eat porcupines.

goodbye forever.

i seeee youuuuu

i was hiding under your porch because i love you :(

picture dayyyyyyy

haha jk i don't have any pictures yet.

my life. everyday.

now that i am in school here is my life. everyday.
go to school and try to follow what is going on.
fail miserably everyday.
try to do the homework for a few hours but usually i fail
and then feel really dumb.
every.
day.

then come home and find a postcard from madi.
at least everyday sometimes more.

wonder about time travel some more.
have a panic attack about life.
eat some pickles.
sometimes also ice cream or cheese.

tadaa!

bye.