it is really hard to have time for human affection when you have to learn what has been going on in class for the last 3 weeks and you were present so it seems like you should have some idea but its literally like reading chinese.
unlike midterms, i seem to be keeping a pretty positive attitude. which doesn't mean i'm going to do any better, in fact i will probably do worse. but it just seems like freaking out isn't going to make me any smarter.
however, i am still studying sun up to sun down and sometimes i realize days pass and maybe i have hugged one person or talked to like 3 people all day. and while me and my pillow are getting really close (i love you miko) sometimes i really wish i had a dog to come home and cuddle and love instead of my pillow. or james franco he would be fine too.
morton. barkley. this is where you come in.
i know it seems like your parents are cool, but there is so much out there. it is always warm here and there are squirrels to chase and a friendly neighbor cat, and millions of dog friends everywhere. i will let you roam around outside all day chasing squirrels and cats and plotting how best to cuddle me when i get home, and then when i get home you can show me everything you learned. i also really like turkey bacon so we can do that too. no crates. no poop bags. you are going to have the life.
pack your bags and get over here.
you can't steal morton but feel free to get a miko pillow... also please i can't wait for you guys to meet it's going to be instantaneous love
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