me so hungry.

recently my sister went to alaska but she didn't see any bears. that's because they all moved to russia to eat human corpses.

read this.

i'm in love!

here's what happens.
this part is important.
go to the yogurt spot.
not some other yogurt place.
just the yogurt spot.
other tart yogurt is gross.
self serve yourself all the tart yogurt you can imagine.
toss in some chocolate chips, strawberries and of course some chocolate sprinkles
fall in love.

goodnight husband
goodnight wife

goodnight this tart yogurt shit will rock your life.

my professor told us eleanor roosevelt is a lesbian.

not sure what to do with this information.

but making a blog about it seemed appropriate.

experiment november

november is coming and i have been so busy worrying about school i forgot to leave time for experiments. experiments are the spice of life. so back by popular demand i will be performing some experiments in november.

here is what we have to look forward to.

experiment 1: participate in 2 case competitions, one weekend after another.
case competitions, if you don't know, entail 24 hours of near death experiences. you get a case at 7pm, work with a team, stay up the entire night solving the problem of the case, then present it at 7am the next day. if you advance to finals it is kind of awesome because the top 3 teams get money prizes (out of the 4 that go to finals), however it is also kind of horrible because that means that you have to stay awake till 4pm (to go to finals) instead of being able to go to sleep by noon and then when you end up finishing fourth after all that you kind of want to cry/die/eat everything in sight. i did one last weekend and i am still recovering. can't wait to find out what this feels like times two.

experiment 2:stay up all night two weekends in a row...without caffeine. for the last case competition i had 4 energy drinks, 2 cups of coffee, a diet coke, and 1 breakfast taco within the last 12 hours of my marathon. i felt like my heart was pounding out of my chest during my second presentation but i thought that was mostly nerves. someone later told me it is most likely from too much caffeine. so i'm going to cut that evil little monkey out of my life again.

















experiment 3: visit home for the first time ever. i think i am the only one that has never lived far enough away from home to visit for thanksgiving and then go back to life. yum turkey stuffing barkley.

results november. coming soon.

homie, don't go there

today's quote from my econ professor

street art by skewl

the time is upon us

3 days
41 hours of studying
6 energy drinks
not enough sleep

...and counting.

what is with this place i thought college was a party.

party in my pants.

bye.

morton please

affection is a strange beast.

it is really hard to have time for human affection when you have to learn what has been going on in class for the last 3 weeks and you were present so it seems like you should have some idea but its literally like reading chinese.










































unlike midterms, i seem to be keeping a pretty positive attitude. which doesn't mean i'm going to do any better, in fact i will probably do worse. but it just seems like freaking out isn't going to make me any smarter.

however, i am still studying sun up to sun down and sometimes i realize days pass and maybe i have hugged one person or talked to like 3 people all day. and while me and my pillow are getting really close (i love you miko) sometimes i really wish i had a dog to come home and cuddle and love instead of my pillow. or james franco he would be fine too.


















morton. barkley. this is where you come in.

i know it seems like your parents are cool, but there is so much out there. it is always warm here and there are squirrels to chase and a friendly neighbor cat, and millions of dog friends everywhere. i will let you roam around outside all day chasing squirrels and cats and plotting how best to cuddle me when i get home, and then when i get home you can show me everything you learned. i also really like turkey bacon so we can do that too. no crates. no poop bags. you are going to have the life.

pack your bags and get over here.

last day of class?! what the...

last day of class. 54th day in hell. 4 days till 1st final.

ready
set
die.

bye.

it was a close call

things got rough
i almost died 45 times
lost a lot of sleep
crammed too much.
forgot to eat
had a few panic attacks

....but i made it! midterms are over!

opportunity cost...what
depreciation value...what
amortization...i got you
present value....computed
mu beta alpha....fuck yes i know you

so yeah that's all.
going out to celebrate.
who even cares about 8am classes.

bye!

great night to be a redskins fan.

1 minute left in game. just a bunch of redskins fans at a bar in texas. nbd.





































1 minute after game. we won, oh no we lost, oh yes we won!
we won we won

studying for midterms

is for the birds.

so instead i watched football all weekend.
this place is insane.

scratch that

there is no light. there is no happiness. there is only the next two weeks and after that i will surely be dead.

here are some things you might have forgotten.
midterms suck.
really.
really.
bad.

especially when they make all our midterms at night, and then we still have class during the day, and the first home football game is this weekend so who is going to study instead of tailgate.

drunk studying is definitely a possibility.
so is dying.

studying is like when you look at a porcupine and you are like should i eat this? and then you are like no, man, that is too hard and prickly and it is just so unrealistic that i could swallow that whole big thang. and then someone comes over and makes you eat it anyway.
















the best part is, after finishing my first midterm at 9pm tonight, i get to go home and study for my midterm tomorrow night, and then get on the bus by 7:30am tomorrow morning so that i can make my 8 am class.

in conclusion,
don't eat porcupines.

goodbye forever.

i seeee youuuuu

i was hiding under your porch because i love you :(

picture dayyyyyyy

haha jk i don't have any pictures yet.

my life. everyday.

now that i am in school here is my life. everyday.
go to school and try to follow what is going on.
fail miserably everyday.
try to do the homework for a few hours but usually i fail
and then feel really dumb.
every.
day.

then come home and find a postcard from madi.
at least everyday sometimes more.

wonder about time travel some more.
have a panic attack about life.
eat some pickles.
sometimes also ice cream or cheese.

tadaa!

bye.

great scott!

just finished reading this chapter in my finance book.
working on changing my concentration to time travel.
see you in may 2012 suckasssss!

this is not a joke.
bye!

im baaaaaack!

well HELLO there!
or as we say in austin, hola!
jk nobody says that.
listen friends, it has been far too long.
that's my fault.

the journey to texas was long but fun.
max did most of the driving.
which left me with just enough time to perfect the self portrait.



there are about 50 more of these.
i think max wanted to kill me.

stopped in NC and ATL.
max's parents were cute.
new orleans was really smelly, but the jambalaya was great.
it was pretty mind blowing seeing how the city is still not completely rebuilt post-katrina.

even abe is concerned.

we were siked to reach texas

and even more siked to finally make it to austin


truth be told, it has been kind of a nightmare since getting to austin.
the apartment was locked upon arriving.
nobody would answer the phone
the after hours line hung up on me
the management company changed a few days before we arrived
so nobody knew i was coming
and when i finally did sign a lease the next day
the apartment had no AC and it literally just got fixed yesterday
and in 100 degree weather
that meant we were staying at a hotel for dayzzz.

skewl has been really tough
we have learned an entire semester of accounting in 4 days.
my brain literally ached on my way out today.
but i made it, i think i get most of it
and i'm super glad i came down early for it.

the people are ok, i'm working on finding some friends
but it's tough because nobody is like you, friend.
<3

austin itself is literally heaven.
we have explored a little
there is so much more to see
come and visit already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK well i owed you a marathon blogg and hair it is.
i have a week off
max found a job so he starts monday.
i, on the other hand, will be practicing sitting by the pool and sweating.
weeeee!

signing off,
cereal.

sayonora monday blues

well hello there.
today is the last monday i will be working for pretty much ever.
or at least a year.
to sum it up
that feels fucking fantastic.

sayonara monday blues you don't even exist anymore.

also you may be wondering if i learned how to drive a scooter this weekend.
well i tried.
but i fell a lot and my legs are all bruised
i screamed pretty much the entire time
and lets just say i'm never doing that again.
scooter's are hard despite their innocent childish name.
scooters are not a toy
they destroy everything.

onto better news.
a 13 year old girl has fallen in love with piper and i'm really hoping she keeps her
she wants to take piper to pony club and 4h.
i don't think that gets any cuter.

finally, once this week is over, it's straight up heaven for weeks
july 4th weekend of fun and fantasies minus the fantasies double the fun
ladies weekend plus max times infiniti
plus a road trip to texas
= love everywhere