Tuesday, September 7, 2010

scratch that

there is no light. there is no happiness. there is only the next two weeks and after that i will surely be dead.

here are some things you might have forgotten.
midterms suck.
really.
really.
bad.

especially when they make all our midterms at night, and then we still have class during the day, and the first home football game is this weekend so who is going to study instead of tailgate.

drunk studying is definitely a possibility.
so is dying.

studying is like when you look at a porcupine and you are like should i eat this? and then you are like no, man, that is too hard and prickly and it is just so unrealistic that i could swallow that whole big thang. and then someone comes over and makes you eat it anyway.
















the best part is, after finishing my first midterm at 9pm tonight, i get to go home and study for my midterm tomorrow night, and then get on the bus by 7:30am tomorrow morning so that i can make my 8 am class.

in conclusion,
don't eat porcupines.
goodbye forever.

2 comments:

  1. granted ive not been in school for some time, but why do you have midterms in early september? also goooood luck porcupine porcupine porcupine racetrack

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  2. they put us on a quarter system for the first year, so we will have final exams for these classes in the first week of october. unfortunately that means we are covering an entire semester of information in half the time, but that is neither here nor there. porcupinez4lyfe.

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