this ends in a fire. hangtight.
wanted to finish my application/essays but sometimes when i have something to do and i don't want to i just clean everything instead.
things are really clean.
finished the application/essays/took care of biznazz. to spice things up sometimes instead of saying "business school" in my essays i called it "butt4 school".
the ruins and the top chef finales were on in the same night. is that even fair?!!??!
yes.
to reward myself for watching 2 hour long shows, finishing my applications, and cleaning millions of dishes, i decided to make 2 crab rangoons in the toaster oven.
elapse 8 minutes. 12 minutes less than it is supposed to take for them to cook.
i smell a little smoke. nbd. lately my toaster has been getting a little smokey and cooking things a little fast, but i just got it a few months ago, so i figure it's just going through a tough time.
elapse 1 minute. for some reason i get nervous, so i walk to the kitchen to check on the crab rangoons, and they are in full flame. i don't mean like a little burnt. i mean the flames are taking over the entire toaster oven. its at about the point where i think i should call 911, but instead i just stare at the fire in awe.
luckily, the toaster oven comes with instructions in case of fire.
you can't read them anymore because they melted in the fire. but luckily i read them before they melted.
now my apartment smells like ashes but at least it's not on fire.
damn you crab rangoon.
now its almost 2 am but i forgot to get tired.
and i can hear my neighbors doing it. super.
bye!
oh my word jasper! this is really intense. I think you should get a full refund for your toaster oven. and for your crab rangoons. if they put the instructions on the outside like that, it pretty much means this happens every day. you should call them and raise hell!
ReplyDeleteepic. you did so good.
ReplyDeletewhat are you supposed to do in case of a fire? watch real housewives of atlanta? also, do you need a new toaster oven or is your fire-toaster pulling through?
well i'm kind of scared of the fire toaster, and it is kind of burnt everywhere. i wish toaster ovens had a self clean button. i might just throw it out, i don't want to die. technically the package said to put them in the oven, so i could be in the wrong here...but i always use the toaster instead of the oven!!
ReplyDeletefor future reference, in case of a food flare up, keep the door to the toaster closed, and unplug it. it's REALLY tempting to open it to throw some water in there, but i suppose that's how fires spread?