i keep forgetting we have monday off. this is great! here is what you would be looking forward to this weekend if you were me:- tennis with grandpa stan. i googled tennis thinking i would find a cute innocent tennis picture but actually this lady is a lesbian tennis coach in the UK and was found naked in the bed with her also naked 13 year old tennis star. sick!
- ocean city for the day sunday.
- michelle thinks i want to see her and show her my apartment but really i'm just luring her there so i can steal her dog.
- the mortimer family reunion, minus parents, plus me.
- some boner time with dante.
- cleaning. sleeping. cuddling. figuring out how to pay for barkley's daycare once i steal him.
- barkley we are going to have such a nice life together. if you get lonely i'll dress up like tot i bet michelle and andy don't do that for you.
don't you live in georgetown? are you the georgetown cuddler?
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