well. i've been at my company for 2 years today. let's evaluate where i was 2 years ago, and where i am today
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May 7, 2007: happy and hopeful
May 7, 2009: bitter and angry
May 7, 2007: overachiever at my job. sometimes i amaze myself.
May 7, 2009: hardcore underachiever. sometimes i amaze myself.
May 7, 2007: lots of interests, maybe law, maybe other things
May 7, 2009: not that interested in anything besides figuring out how i will never have to work again.
May 7, 2007: what's a blog?
May 7, 2009: blog blog blog blog blog blog blog
May 7, 2007: commute to work: 2 minute walk to metro, 8 minute metro ride.
May 7, 2009: commute to work: 1 hour and 10 minute drive, on a good day.
May 7, 2007: horses are cool, but they're not a big part of my life anymore
May 7, 2009: dante was a good buy. broken horses rule! jk dants i love your bones.
May 7, 2007: man i can barely afford rent.
May 7, 2009: man i can barely fit these money rolls in my bags made of money taped together
May 7, 2007: gosh this boyfriend chris of mine who is broke and lives in centreville is pretty cool.
May 7, 2009: ME AND MY EXBOYFRIEND CHRIS ARE MEETING FOR DRINKS TONIGHT?! What the....
May 7, 2007: i like tangerines
May 7, 2009: tangerines suck. so does everything else. everything sucks.
May 7, 2007: i like apples.
May 7 ,2009: i'm so tired of apples. apples suck.
May 7, 2007: alissa's cool she doesn't smell that much
May 7, 2009: man alissa stinks someone should tell her or something.
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can i have a do-over?
1) chris who? chris marcantonionio?
ReplyDelete2) nick gleichman told me that you guys did it in an empty parking lot and that he was going to use a condom but that you told him it was better without because then you could have his babies, is that true?
3) i smell like an angel fresh from heaven my mom told me
1) chris k. i don't think you ever met. he is skinny and white and works for a ponzy scheme that i interviewed with him for.
ReplyDelete2) can we just never talk about nick gleichman again please. i am mortified.
3) pam's just nice. she also said your microwave at your house growing up smelled good but actually it smelled like buttphor.
HAHAHAHAH MAY YOU ALWAYS BLOG FOREVER AND LIVE LONG. or something?
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