Saturday, May 28, 2011

oh hey america.







see you tomorrow sanfrannefleming

Friday, April 29, 2011

if you don't know

it is friday night and i am at a coffee shop doing work.
i'm not even mad because i'm only doing work because i forgot to all semester.
also because i'm not doing that much work it turns out.
it's nbd i just have a total of 48 pages to write, one exam to study for, 2 projects, and 2 presentations.
its fine i'll probably finish.  some of them are group projects.

the good news is, i am on a lake
it is as beautiful out as one could hope for
a wedding is happening nextdoor
i just ate a delightful lemon tart
i had a GREAT riding lesson this morning.
and the loudest people in america just vacated the table next to me.

but here's what you really need to know.
school is over one week from monday.
i will be in dc may 14-21 but will be super busy because i'm taking a class.
i think peanuts make my esophagus hurt but i can't decide if that makes sense.
and i am wondering which of you would like to take a road trip with me.

also, we saw these guys during sxsw and they were awesome.  i downloaded their albums and can't stop listening to them every minute of every day.  you should try that too it is so rewarding.  http://www.facebook.com/ruralalberta?sk=app_178091127385

bye.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

the gift that keeps on giving.

the best thing about prom is that this time around there is facebook and silly pictures keep popping up.  like this one, for example:


Monday, April 18, 2011

prom.

it happened again.

woah.

"With an estimated current net worth of about $1.4 billion, he is ranked by Forbes as the 290th-richest person in America and ranked 880th in the world."

a BILLIONAIRRE is only ranked 880th richest person in the world.
that means there are 880 people that have more than a billion dollars.  not companies.  people.
880!

THATS AT LEAST 1320 BILLION DOLLARS BUT PROBABLY WAY MORE!!!
THAT IS NUTS!!!!!

right?
money is so weird.

Monday, April 4, 2011

dont be mad.

this is real.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

sad you are smushed.
glad we met.
More than 4 billion people make less than $ 1500 a year. Call me naive but I find that mindboggling.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

mostly the weather is beautiful

but sometimes we put on sweaters.

cereally sorry

hello friends and cyborgs. sorry its been so long. i've been kind of preoccupied, but not really with anything important.

debauchery, sun, daydrinking, free and amazing live music, dancing, friends, spring break, sxsw, and falling in love with just about all of it. the highlight of everything was my first big night out during sxsw when we snuck into an rsvp only party only to find a free open bar, rjd2 and chitty bang bang, windows phones being thrown everywhere, naughty schoolgirls, ice sculptures and most importantly a barber cutting hair and beards on the second floor.







Monday, February 21, 2011

too many effers

i am reading an article by jeffrey pfeffer.

if your last name and your first name share the letters effer thats probably too much.

ok jeffrey?

i gotta finish writing this dumb paper.

but real quick. i have some headline news.

i am participating in a big lebowski bowling tourney this friday.
i was really alarmed when my team told me we had to dress as the village people instead of like big lebowski characters, but it seemed fun and i was the last to join so i agreed to anyway.

GET THIS! i finally asked them why we aren't dressing like the big lebowski and it turns out IT IS A TRICK! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! only the dumb first years come as big lebowski characters. the second years all come in billions of other silly costumes and laugh at the dumb first years. thank goodness the second years have shown me the light. but asshole that i am, i'm not telling anyone! HAHAHAHAH!!!! great joke guys, i am so into this. also one of the awards is for least score, so we have agreed to bowl all of our balls into the gutter so just in case we don't win best costume (so highly unlikely) we can at least win lowest score. i think friday might be the best day ever. updates to come.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

BRRRR!!!!

ITS SO COLD EVEN THE FOUNTAIN IS FREEZING!!!!! GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEEE

sike don't even worry about it. back in the 70s by friday.


in other news: i am coming home march 4-9...party in the usa?

Sunday, January 30, 2011

this place is amazing.

in exchange for giving me a fever and an awful cold and a weekend of laying on my couch hating life...
75 degrees and sunny. watched the sunset while doing some reading at this lovely coffee shop overlooking lake austin.

don't mind if i do!
bye!

Monday, January 24, 2011

sigh.

dear cereal,


love love love,
diary.

today was embarassing.

dear diary,
today my professor said "vagina" five times. i may have had trouble not giggling. i may have actually giggled. out loud. in the front row. five times. i may still have the maturity of a fourth grader.

today was embarassing.

love love love,
cereal.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

great news!

im not dead yet. but you might be. react to all my posts or you will die.

in other news: i found out today that my desk is named young hinkle.
a) great name.
b) does your desk have a name?
c) if not you will die.



bye!

question.

if your temperature is under 98.6 degrees are you freezing or just dead.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

great vegspectations

guys. vegetables are the best. my body is so full of vegetables. oh man it is so great. this may be the beginning of vegetarian experiment #2.

it's been a real challenge to use up all the veggies before they go bad. almost as challenging as bschool. i've been really down about it. but you know what bschool taught me? when you are down and out and think things really can't get any worse and want to die...well, they probably will get worse. but also there is probably something you could do to help yourself. so i took a few hours off interview prepping, made a million recipes, forced a few friends to eat with me, and am lightyears closer to finishing these vegetables without wasting anything.

the best part is. THIS SHIT IS DELICIOUS.

drool away.

curried cabbage and carrot slaw

parmesan cauliflower mash

carrot fritters

potato kohlrabi and hot italian sausage soup

sweet potato mash

AND I STiLL HAVE AN ENTIRE SHELF OF VEGETABLES YET TO COOK!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

now go get some vegetables and eat them you won't regret it.
or come eat some of mine for godsake

Thursday, January 13, 2011

nice to meat you.

jk! NO MEAT HERE! fresh organic locally picked vegetablepants only.

vegetate on this: in exchange for cleaning millions of carrots, planting billions of onions and freezing for hours in soaking wet clothes, johnson's backyard garden gave me a box full of zillions of vegetables. rainbow chard, kohlrabi, beets, parsley, turnips, cheddar cauliflower, and billions more. i haven't even seen some of these before, but luckily their website has all kinds of recipes to get me started!
gotta go! time for my vegetable bath!

Friday, January 7, 2011

twentyeleven

i have been absent for a while, my apologies. as you well know, the second exams ended i took every minute possible to sleep, see friends, and be merry.

sadly, i am back at school, but happily, i am preparing for interviews and hopefully all this hard work will pay off. that said, blogging seems like much more fun than studying right now, so lets focus on that.

usually around the new year i like to take a few moments to reflect on the past year, and try to think of something i'd like out of the next year. you may remember that last year, i hoped 2010 would bring me fire.

and fire was brought-ed. two crab rangoon fires in my toaster, a fire in my apartment building, a new path for my life, and an exciting outlook for the future. the end of the year certainly had some bumps in the road, but this was definitely the right path for me, its just not as easy as i might have hoped.

twenty-eleven, this is going to be a big year for us. lots of changes, maybe another move, definitely a better idea of where i am headed in life.

i hope you bring me nirvana. both an alternative rock band that will change the future of music, and a flow of peaceful energy that somehow keeps my feet on the ground during what is sure to be an even more outrageous roller coaster than before.

come as you are twentyeleven. im ready.