manute bol :(

didn't we see him at zaytinya on my birthing day this past year? wellllll he died today at age 47. that is just bizarre. read this.

in other news: there are some pretty cute little places to live in austin and soon i am doing it.

hopefullyyyy i will be hanging out in this courtyard and this pool every minute. the realtor said a lot of the tenants are musicians and artists and they play music in the courtyard. chances are i think we found heaven.


in other news: google "eeyore's birthday" and then tell me why you haven't booked tickets to come to austin that weekend. here is a sneak peek:

yep.

you might be wondering

what the cutest horse in the world looks like.

here she is.

(here i yam)

its been a while, but don't worry, i'm back.
what have i been doing you ask?
mostly just eating greek yogurt with honey and granola.
but that is neither here nor there.

lately it feels like i am walking around with a ton of bricks in my britches
but i think mostly i'm just in this strange inbetween
inbetween israel and america
inbetween heaven and earth
inbetween this life and the next
butttt here i yam, still in this life, somehow back on earth, back in america.

i just read over a lot of my old blogs and i'm finally feeling like me again.
also remember when i wanted fire out of 2010?
and then there was a serious fire in my building?
hahahahah!
also remember how i blogged about how awesome austin is
and now i am moving there?
also remember about all those urban bats?
i knew this year was going to be different, and boy has it started off with a banggg.

phillyfuntimes on fridayyy.
finding an apartment in austin june 19.
finding piper a new home by june 26.
last day at work july 2.
what are we doing for july 4?!
max is coming july 6.
road trip to austin starts july 14.
stopping in atlanta and new orleans.
new beginnings in austin start july 17.

well anyway, i have nothing to say anymore. buttt let's get down to business and hang out a little before i leave.

bye bye bye!

and the boys

loving this

shirtless wonder

today i was walking to buy stamps for my dumb job and i found myself walking next to a local celebrity.

meet shirtless dude.

he runs around georgetown and dupont, he always has his shirt off and is wearing a bandana, and he usually is well oiled. he is always listening to music, he is more than likely really pumped about his tunes, and he is always running or doing push-ups usually in the middle of everything. he is sometimes shouting, but always dancing. he is also more than likely homeless but boy is he ripped. he kept stopping to look in cars so i got nervous he was scoping them out to steal them, but then it turns out he was just checking himself out in the reflection. awesome shirtless dude. awesome.

shalom motherfuckers!

back in america
back to work
back to life
back to reality

a lot happened in israel.
we can't speak about it because i'm heartbroken to be back.
but here are some pictures.




in other news: 1 month countdown to quitting my job starts today.

also, i am officially moving to austin on july 29.

c u next time!

holy shirts and pants

well my friends. it is that time again. it seems like just yesterday i was blogging about my two year anniversary at my job. you may remember: i kind of wanted to off myself.

however, i made it through another year, and my how things have changed. let's take a look!

May 7, 2007: happy and hopeful
May 7, 2009: bitter and angry
May 7, 2010: renewed and ready

May 7, 2007: overachiever at my job. sometimes i amaze myself.
May 7, 2009: hardcore underachiever. sometimes i amaze myself.
May 7, 2010: i cannot believe i still receive paychecks. i am pretty fucking amazing.

May 7, 2007: lots of interests, maybe law, maybe other things
May 7, 2009: not that interested in anything besides figuring out how i will never have to work again.
May 7, 2010: two years of not working, coming up! i hope i can get all the cobwebs out of my brain before skewl starts!

May 7, 2007: what's a blog?
May 7, 2009: blog blog blog blog blog blog blog
May 7, 2010: bleg bleg bleg bleg bleg bleg bleg

May 7, 2007: commute to work: 2 minute walk to metro, 8 minute metro ride.
May 7, 2009: commute to work: 1 hour and 10 minute drive, on a good day.
May 7, 2010: commute to work: 15 minutes, 10 on a great day.

May 7, 2007: horses are cool, but they're not a big part of my life anymore
May 7, 2009: dante was a good buy. broken horses rule! jk dants i love your bones.
May 7, 2010: dante :( oh that just made me so sad. rest in peace buddy. piper, let's get to selling your cute little buns.

May 7, 2007: man i can barely afford rent.
May 7, 2009: man i can barely fit these money rolls in my bags made of money taped together
May 7, 2010: who needs money let's live off trees and freedom and eat wheat paste

May 7, 2007: gosh this boyfriend chris of mine who is broke and lives in centreville is pretty cool.
May 7, 2009: ME AND MY EXBOYFRIEND CHRIS ARE MEETING FOR DRINKS TONIGHT?! What the....
May 7, 2010: i might be gay or something. where is mario.

May 7, 2007: i like tangerines
May 7, 2009: tangerines suck. so does everything else. everything sucks.
May 7, 2010: tangerines, you know when i was young, i used to loooove tangerines. back in the old days. when kids had to walk to school! and the internet didn't exist!

May 7, 2007: i like apples.
May 7 ,2009: i'm so tired of apples. apples suck.
May 7, 2010: apples! can't wait to give one to my teacher on the first day of class!

May 7, 2007: alissa's cool she doesn't smell that much
May 7, 2009: man alissa stinks someone should tell her or something.
May 7, 2010: alissa, i'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you smell like roses and i may need to marry you.

DONT FORGET the sandwiches.

I just received this email from my dad and I am literally laughing out loud. It is really sweet and thoughtful but his notes at the bottom are so funny! WHAT NEEDS TO BE IDENTIFIED?!

Jessie,
I talked to the Israeli guy in my office and he suggested the following:

1. Bug/Mosquito spray
2. Band aid or small first aid kit
3. Sun Screen - it it very hot
4. A hat
5. A resuable water bottle
6. A good backpack
7. Beach Slippers for the Dead Sea Trip and the next day (muddy and sandy -
u can't walk with shoes)
8. 2 pair of good walking shoes (sneakers)
9. Several SD storage chips for your camera
10. An Adaptor for converting to Israel electricity system - to
charge you phone/camera
11. Painkillers
12. Inform the credit card company that you will be in Israel and the dates

NOTE: all of the above should be in your suitcase and you must be able to identify them
when you leave and arrive
Also: You may want to make sandwiches and put them in you backpack while on
outings

mr. balloonhands. no way. get real.

so apparently this guy dropped acid and then they locked him in a closet and recorded him. pretty hilarious.

don't worry

i know from the post below it looks like i'm suicidal but i'm really not. i just got a little sad about it because he was my first horse and i spent so much time with him, and i also think they put him down out of spite because they were pissed when they heard that i am trying to sell piper. they are dicks.

in other news: i forgot to tell you about these million things

for example: i was invited to interview at UT Austin, had my interview with an alumni in dc last week, and i think it went well because he emailed me today saying he gave me a good recommendation. he also told me all kinds of inappropriate things during my interview, and while part of me thinks it was a set up to see if i would also be inappropriate, part of me also thinks maybe he is just a skeez. most of me also thinks he is really hotttt.

also: i was waitlisted at UNC. i'm a little bummed but mostly i just wanted a yes or a no so i could know for sure if i am smart or dumb.

oh gosh what else: i am going to israel one week from today that is scary and i have done absolutely nothing to prepare. eeeep.

oh yeah and i took some glam shots of piper to try and sell her. look at this babe:

r.i.p.

dante
august 2002 - april 26, 2010

i think its finally hitting me.
i hope horsie heaven treats you well my friend.
you were a wonderful beast.
everyone that met you fell in love with you.
i would have given anything to make you better.
but i guess some things really can't be fixed.
you deserved much better than this.
i'm sorry i couldn't fix you.
i hope your next life is better than the last.
i love you to pieces.
rest in peace.

< 3

show and tell

today for show and tell i will show you pictures of all of the men that i would like to marry and you can tell me which one i can have.

sawyer from lost duh.

jack from lost also duh
although that tattoo really has to go


is someone suffocating me?
no, it is just peter petrelli from heroes
he is so hot it is hard to breathe and look at him at the same time.



farrier


ok tally the votes.
can't wait to be married.

bye!

um, really?

women on submarines?
and gays?
AND NO CIGARETTES?!
but then people may not suffer from second hand smoke when they are trapped on a submarine under the water with you for years at a time.
and they might think people should be treated equally.

is this a joke?! how is there opposition to this in 2010!!!!!!

i can't even joke around about this anymore. i can't believe people say out loud that women and gays shouldn't be allowed on submarines, and i absolutely can't believe they have the gumption to quote about it in the newspaper. much less say that the reason they are opposed is because they want to strip down and man hug. this is insane. grow up you little babies, frat party is OVER.

"Hormones do not shut down just because you go out to sea and submerge for many months at a time," wrote Mason, 53, of Comer, Ga. He said sailors rely on various coping mechanisms to deal with the stress of extended deployments, including man hugs, rear-end patting and other rituals; another veteran cited a tradition in which submariners who cross the equator for the first time are required to strip to their underwear.

"Serving on board a submarine is not a place to be if you are self-conscious or have any doubts about your sexuality," Mason added. "Silliness, male-bonding, and what might be considered inappropriate or 'politically incorrect' behavior in a civilian environment are all useful techniques that allow a sailor to endure the difficult living conditions and time away from their families and mainstream life."

nick g. a history.

once upon a time we went to high school with nick g*
it was weird.
once i was hungry and i went to balduccis to make a sandwich and nick g* was working at the meat counter.
he touched my meat.
it was weird.
once a while ago i was on okc and nick g* found me and wrote me a message
it was weird.
once on sunday we were at rei trying to try on clothes when i spied nick g* doing just that.
naturally i ran away.
it was weird.

crack babies

lately all i have been doing is reading books about drugs and terrible childhoods and abusive foster homes and gangs and more drugs (a piece of cake by cupcake brown) and watching tv shows about addicts (sober house with dr. drew) and reading articles about drugs addicts (like this one about crack babies). first of all if you read the article don't even think of falling in love with ryan because when he gets out of jail he is mine (he still loves his birth mom who abandoned him because "she gave me life". and he got her name tattooed above his heart. sigh.)

stop judging me it's fine.

secondly, i have been thinking a lot about marriage in general and you know how all our parents were on drugs in the 70s so they probably all just took a few too many drugs and got married willy nilly and now the divorce rate is skyrocketing. well i think because we are all sad our parents don't love each other anymore, maybe our generation is going to bring back lifelong marriages.

third and finally, is this heaven?

(the weekend - 7 hours)
(find out about unc - 3 weeks)
(israel - 4 weeks)
(quit my job - 11 weeks)
(summer of unemployment/love/horses/cowboys/murder - 11.1 weeks)

spring-a-ling

i am literally going to kill this dude i work with.
thank goodness for this new scarf.

but seriously dude. stop being retarded.

where have you been?

the library?

here is everything i am in love with since saturday

results friday

hahaha you didn't even know it was experiment monday through thursday.

well as you know i thought my sweetbreads were doomed, so i stopped drinking coffee.

i didn't notice a difference in my energy because i was pretty much dead anyway. i didn't have strep thanks for your concern but i do have allergies and a virus and they are both really dumb.

i did start drinking tea a million times a day. this is great.

also during experiment week i started eating mostly just fruits and vegetables and i feel so clean and healthy.

i have also fallen in love with spaghetti squash.

i am contemplating going vegetarian for good because i feel fantastic.



here's how you make spaghetti squash it's the best.
pierce the squash a million times with a knife.
put in microwave for 2-3 mins per pound. i put mine in for 5 minutes.
transfer to baking sheet and broil in oven for an hour or so. mine got pretty brown on the outside so just be careful you don't burn your apartment down like that fool upstairs.
cut it in half, scoop the seeds into the trash
scoop the rest into your belly.
after you cover it with tomato sauce and cheese.
then you are in heaven. congratulations.

fear the loutoo

hey guys, great news.

I GOT INTO UMD! WEEE! they gave me a great scholarship which will cover more than half of my tuition for the first year. it will be hard to say no to, but who knows what the future will bring.

happy friday to me
<3

speaking of billy joel

what about billy ocean

oh gosh.

last night everything happened. this is not an april fools joke. all of this is real. buckle up.

peter moved out (!!!) what an amazing turn of events. he did knock on my door 14 times in the process, but that was well worth knowing he is gone. although he just moved down the street so we will see what happens.

i had just put some soup on the stove and then someone knocked on my door again and i almost didn't answer because i was so tired of talking to peter and then it was some other dude from upstairs who said there was smoke upstairs and i should leave the building.

long story short, they got home, their apartment was full of smoke, so they shut the door and called 911. then they went to knock on everyone's doors to tell them to get out of the building, and the door to the apartment directly underneath them was hot to the touch. so we all figured that was where the fire was.

long story short, 7 firetrucks came, it was a real emergency, they shut the street down, ran upstairs with their hoses, axed the windows out in a few apartments, and hosed everywhere.

2 and a half hours later, they finally let us back into our apartments, but there is water and soot everywhere and this is just a really weird thing to happen. they wouldn't tell us how the fire started because there is an "ongoing investigation". buttt i'm feeling like either way now is a good time to invest in renter's insurance.

now i'm sick and i have a fever and i feel horrible. butttt at least peter is gone.

this isn't the best picture buttt you can see how the whole ceiling is gone in the apartment with the fire.

i really wanted to take more pictures but we weren't allowed too close to the building and i felt like a jerk getting in the way of firefighters putting out real fires.

bye bye bye

too old for the bars.

a sad day in america.

hey guys.

last night we tried to go out in georgetown. its so darn convenient. guess what. we are too old for georgetown. everyone was literally 22. we had to leave one bar because it was literally a frat party. and we saw 3 manboys wearing pink pants. we were clearly out of place.

then we went back to our old stomping ground- adams morgan. found a good place (brass monkey), people felt older, things were looking up. then some people started dancing with us, and after quizzing them on their ages (22 or 23 usually) they would ask me my agee (26 motherfuckers!) and then they would scamper off. guys i felt like a real grandmaa.

luckily we are never too old for jumbo slice.

however, i came home and broke a glass in my kitchen. really unfortunate. mostly because i still haven't cleaned it up. i'm just avoiding the kitchen. forever.

bye.

shhhh

peter is having a party i'm trying to listen.

today

i ate my lunch for breakfast :(

oh friday. you get me every time.

gobsmacked

i am open mouth amazed. do yourself a favor and click on the link in that article to "Hobbit people of Indonesia", which is even more gobsmacking.

we have a real creepyface on our hands.

oh, hey.

so guess what?! i'm drinking coffee but i spilled it all over my hand and it was scalding hot so i guess that serves me right or something.

in other news: let's talk about my creepy neighbor.

peter.

he lives with his girlfriend ellen. she is asian. he is in his mid 40s i would say. and he's always out at weird hours. when i first moved in, he used to say hi all the time, but was kind of a dick and would like quiz me on his name. which i clearly never remembered, but once during the quiz i guessed paul, and i was wrong, but i laughed and said it was close.

anyway, so once he saw me carrying carrots and dressed weird leaving the building and we got to talking about horses and he said his girlfriend would love to come out there with me one day but i would have to tell her about it myself because she doesn't like when he talks to the women in the building because she gets jealous and thinks he's flirting.

meanwhile, she literally stares at me when i say hi when i pass her in the hall.

so then one night at like 11:30pm he knocks on my door really loud, and it turns out i had a package outside my door but i hadn't been using that door (i sometimes use my patio door to leave) so i hadn't seen it. i wouldn't open my door that late but he pointed down when i looked through the peephole and after he went into his apt i saw that was why he was knocking.

the other morning i heard him talking in the hallway when i was trying to go to work and i am always late, so i deliberately went out my patio door so i wouldn't have another encounter. i happened to notice he was talking to the other twenty-something woman in the building.

phew ok so yesterday he knocks on my door at 7:30am, which is really a weird time to knock on someone's door. so i answer and he takes out of his bag Details magazine (which is a magazine for dudes by the way) and says the mailman has been delivering my mail to his apt. so as he's taking it out, we see he has one too, and he's like OH! we get the same magazine! and i was like yeah that's weird i don't actually get this magazine, and then i notice my last name is spelled horribly wrong and it was addressed to HIS apartment. that literally makes no sense. so immediately i get the feeling that he ordered the magazine to his address with my name on it specifically so he could have this interaction. which totally creeps me out. OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT. he also asked how the horses were doing and i said ok and he asked when he could come out to see them and trying to be vague i said whenever and he was like WHEN and i was like i don't know whenever, and closed my door. what a creepyface.

so along with the magazine i got an invoice charging me for the magazine, so i wrote an email telling them i didn't order it and to please cancel the subscription, and i explained how it wasn't my name or my apartment.

this was the response from the magazine:

Dear Subscriber:

As you requested, your credit order has been cancelled. Please disregard any further billing you may receive.

Please accept any issues you have received with our compliments.

Someone had taken an insert card out of the magazine and filled out your name and address and sent it to us.

question time

its me again.

i have a question!

so all these schools keep trying to trick me into applying by offering me scholarships and quick decisions. i'm so torn.

twat do i do?!

here are the pros and cons. i have never done this about a boy i swear.

pros
maybe i will get a scholarship duh.
denver!

cons
the schools offering me dolla billz aren't ranked, and consulting firms do care about rankings.
(i am interested in working at a consulting firm one day)
schools that aren't ranked also don't get the same recruiters on campus
schools that aren't ranked are gay.
i have already asked my peeps to write me recs for a million schools and now i feel bad asking for more.


come on tell me everything.

results wednesday

i know i know everyone can't wait to find out what happened when i stopped drinking coffee for one day.

i was tired at work but then after work i was the same old me. but who needs work anyway.

so i'm trying again today but i might let myself have some decaf. i miss coffee :(

byee.

watch this ok ??

you might just melt out of your seat its so goddamn cute

Watch more National Geographic Channel videos on AOL Video

hummus carrotts yum

experimental update.

i have been at work for 2 hours. i am so tired all i can do is blog and stalk people on facebook.

DRINKING NO COFFEE RULES!

bye.

experiment tuesday

today is tuesday. the perfect time for an experiment.

today i will experiment by not drinking coffee.

i am already yawning.

but what else will happen.

can't wait for results wednesday.

we are doing such a good job editing my essays

hattie is such a work horse. i keep telling her she has done enough but she keeps jumping on the keyboard and batting the screen. what an angel.

fine i admit it i bought some fruit snacks from the baby food section of the grocery store even though the packaging says "FOR PRESCHOOLERS" all over the place. they are so good you are jealous. but i feel a little weird about it i will be honest. luckily i meet the requirement on the package

"this product should only be fed to seated, supervised children who are at least 2 years of age"

(seated, supervised, 26...check!)

now.... who wants to feed meeee?!!!!

SHALOM!

it's official! i'm going to israel may 10-20. my flight is leaving from JFK. santy and/or wizzy i may need to crash before/after i hope you're into that we can talk about judaism i'll be an expert.

insert me in all these pictures:

right on

What you have now is a reality guy, which is fine, because that's all anyone ever has. So, decide if he's the reality you want.

look out my white friends

brown babies are here to stay

how awesome does this job sound?!

U.S. TREASURY INTERNATIONAL ECONOMIC CRIMES ADVISORS

(BANKING)

The U.S. Department of the Treasury's Office of Technical Assistance is recruiting individuals on a competitive basis to serve as Intermittent (part-time) Advisors under the Economic Crimes Program Globally. The persons selected will be hired under personal services contract to work for the Economic Crimes Team Program.

The Economic Crimes Team from Treasury's Office of Technical Assistance (OTA) has provided training and technical assistance on money laundering countermeasures and financial investigations to financial investigators, bank regulators and prosecutors around the globe. This training and technical assistance has been designed to give financial investigators, financial services sector regulators, and prosecutors the necessary tools to recognize, investigate, and prosecute money laundering, financial crimes, terrorist financing, and related activity.

SALARY AND BENEFITS: Salaries will be negotiated in accordance with program regulations based on demonstrated salary history. The salary ranges are from $123,758 to $165,300. Overseas benefits are provided when applicable as allowed by Federal regulations. Successful applicants will be subject to a security background investigation at the appropriate level and medical clearances. This announcement is open and continuous until June 30, 2010, although selections maybe made in advance of that date.

future here i come.

monday.

monday today you are worse than usual. 3314 emails. literally. where do i even start.

the wonders of this weekend are exploding out of my skin.

it all started when i woke up saturday morning in the midst of this morning meeting.

later barkley played big spoon. i'm wondering if that's what the meeting was about.
he is the most affectionate boyfriend i have ever had. i wonder when he will ask me to go steady.

later i hung out in gaithersburg for maybe the first time ever. and then commuted back to dc. brilliant.

also, the farrier fixed all my problems with piperthemaniac he is such a smartypantalones.

ok bye.

speaking of hugging

i can't wait to sleep on both of you snugglemonsters this weekend.

the weekend of love.

coming up.

sometimes after a monstrous earthquake

you just need a hug.

i love america.

thank you mr. universe

Libra September 23 - October 22

For Friday, February 26 -The universe has arranged a gift for you, a little token of appreciation for how wonderful you've been to so many for so long. Your prize is a perfectly peaceful day that's absolutely tailor-made for sharing warm, loving feelings with family and friends. Enjoy it, because you've certainly earned it. Oh, and there may be another little gift on the way. Check out that person across the room -- who's been doing the same to you. Nice smile, huh?

these teachers can DANCE!

last night

my office hosted a cocktail party for all of our prison guard unions.

close to a hundred people came.

we were expecting thirty.

maybe you don't have a good idea about what prison guards are like. well i'll tell you. they are gigantic and they don't see women a lot.

my fellow paralegal and i were required to attend and we really wanted to hold ourselves to a 2 drink maximum. immediately upon our arrival, we changed that to a 2 drink minimum.

sweating
awkwardness
fondling
drinking
drinking
drinking
awkward fondling
more drinking
ensued.

we also learned how to make beer, wine, and moonshine in the privacy of our own homes. now if that isn't important i don't know what is.

anywho, today is really hard and im so tired and dehydrated.

back to workie.
bye!

the best indication of a great city

is clearly its population of urban bats.

read this and tell me austin doesn't sound like the best place in america/the world.

Austin Is:

#1 Greenest City in America, MSN City Guides (2007)

#2 Friendliest People in "America's Favorite Cities," Travel+Leisure (2008)

#2 Best Place to Live, Men’s Journal (2006)

#2 for Live Music/Bands in "America’s Favorite Cities," Travel + Leisure (2008)

#2 Eco-Friendly Community, Natural Home Magazine (2007)

#2 Best Place to Live, Money Magazine (2006)

#3 Best City for Recent College Graduates, Forbes (2008)

#3 Cleanliness "America's Favorite Cities," Travel+Leisure (2008)

#3 Best Looking People in "America's Favorite Cities," Travel+Leisure (2008)

#5 Safest Big City, Morgan Quitno's 10th Annual Safest/Most Dangerous City Awards (2006)

#5 Best City in America for Couples, Forbes (2008)

#6 Best City to Live, Work and Play, Kiplinger's Personal Finance (2008)

Top 5 City for Young Singles, Kiplinger's Personal Finance (2007)

Top 10 City for Hispanics, Hispanic Magazine (2008)

Top 10 Best City for Young Professionals, Forbes (2008)

Among Hottest Entrepreneurial Regions in the Country, Inc. Magazine (2007)

Outdoors

172 city parks

30 miles of urban hike-and-bike trails along scenic Town Lake and Barton Springs

9 wilderness areas

300 annual days of sunshine

Mild winter climate and year-round outdoor recreation

North America's largest urban bat population—1.5 million Mexican free-tail bats

i think our souls are made up of a billion little pieces with little pockets that are filled and emptied to make us feel things. it's amazing to think about how you forget these feelings even exist because what are the chances these particles of yourself would be filled up in exactly the same way they once were, making you feel just that exact way. and you don't even know to miss that you feel that way because the second that feeling leaves, you're already completely taken by the next ones. but now that you're back here, in this pocket, that makes you feel just so, it feels really really familiar. and fantastic.

im feeling really familiar and fantastic.

can't get this face boner to go away

CEREAL: 1
GMAT: 0

time to stop dreaming about triangles
and start dreaming about life.



best day of my life
lalalalala

cookies and cream

we had a good run.

sushi

i may not have eaten it but i sure did love it.

the christmas that keeps on giving.
so merry.

crazy heart

theres something refreshing about coming home alone at 12:30 on a saturday night completely sober.

this little girl is growing up.


p.s. there are no words to explain how the movie crazy heart just filled my soul

my morning jacket's album at dawn is doing a really good job in the meantime.

MOOOOVIE DAYYYY

ok. just watched hes just not that into you. its snowing more feet. im trapped inside my apartment for lord knows how long. all i have to eat is sweet potatoes. im not mad about any of this. its wonderful.

lets talk about it.

hes just not that into you. GREAT MOVIE. why did all you people hate it. its so true? is that why? cause it ended with everyone getting what they wanted in the end anyway and everyone was an exception and you are never the exception so that sucks?

yeah i'm never the exception either. i'm the rule.

the ruler.

of this house.

so yeah that's really all. i gotta find another movie so i can blog about it. this is all i have. this is the e nd. of the world. snomaggedon.

snOwMG
snowrefest2010
snowiwillnotmakeoutwithyou
snowkfineiwill

in excess

examples:

the snow arrived in excess.
we now have more than 2 feet.

i slept.
in excess.
to the point where i'm concerned i have mono.

i studied.
in.
excess.

drank in excess
but just wine
don't even worry about it.

danced in a robe in excess
sike thats impossible.

listened to tv on the radio
really really loud
really actually still doing that
in excess

in excess


gotta go drink more wine

this snow is so silly

today i got this email from the senior partner of our firm in regard to an email i forwarded him.

Who is Johnny Panos and why should I care? I once dated a girl named Johnnie.

i was kind of mad about having to work today.
but look at this beauty.
i love this place.